If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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