There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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