Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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