And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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