you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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