somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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