Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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