I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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