just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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