Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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