What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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