He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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