yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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