i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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