I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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