people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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