He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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