Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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