Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The Olympian is in my bed
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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