did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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