At least make sure they are 18
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!