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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  At least make sure they are 18

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  Why

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• (323): View more from California

  my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!

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