Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
