we're blogging at a bar
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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