that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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