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say what?
wanna hang out?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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