It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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