Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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