i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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