google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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