her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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