are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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