they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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