Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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