i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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