Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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