Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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