I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My vagina just clenched in fear
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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