And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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