ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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