so explain again why im purple
no
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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