i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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