it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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