return my video game
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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