WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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