I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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