Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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