Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
