She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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