even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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