I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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