Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
