Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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