Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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