She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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