discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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