I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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