Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.